Once upon a time, a handsome prince went into a mall. At this mall, was an evil stranger. "Take these little turtles," he said, "They are only $5, make wonderful pets and will stay this size forever." See quarter:
"What a great deal!" exclaimed the handsome prince. What he didn't know was that the evil stranger was evil. Snickering to himself, the evil stranger said, "Muwahahaha, not only is it illegal to sell these turtles, but they will grow as large as dinner plates. Muwahahaha."
And after much convincing by the hottie and after spending much MUCH money on maintenance, here is what they did:
And the prince was said. But he'll get over it. And don't worry. I read up on the proper way to release the turtles into the wild and they will live
"What a great deal!" exclaimed the handsome prince. What he didn't know was that the evil stranger was evil. Snickering to himself, the evil stranger said, "Muwahahaha, not only is it illegal to sell these turtles, but they will grow as large as dinner plates. Muwahahaha." And six years later, after the prince was married to a hottie, this is what they got:
And after much convincing by the hottie and after spending much MUCH money on maintenance, here is what they did:And the prince was said. But he'll get over it. And don't worry. I read up on the proper way to release the turtles into the wild and they will liveHappily Ever After.
The story had a happy ending! Hooray! That evil stranger will get his. What the heck is the things in the first pic beside the quarter?
ReplyDeleteYou did the right thing. I heard that turtles live like 40 years. You're story was great. You are so hilarious and creative!
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